How to Fix: Microsoft Print to PDF (or Microsoft XPS Document Writer) Printer Not Working

How to Fix: Microsoft Print to PDF and Microsoft XPS Document Writer Printer Not Producing Output File

Symptoms: Print to PDF or Print-to-XPS Fails Silently, with no PDF File Created or no XPS File Created, in Microsoft Windows or Microsoft Office
This Microsoft Windows and/or Microsoft Office bug (or Windows "Feature") drove me crazy for a bit of time — when I wanted to print a document or